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tynara · Last edited by tynara on Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:49 pm; edited 1 time in total

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

hebe · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject:

walah... iki ada yg versi istri loh.. di post ama ayas dulu Very Happy

tynara · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:

Iyo, maka e pas dapet yg versi suami langsung tak post dek sini...ben sepasang gitu Very Happy

gun4on3 · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:30 am Post subject:

wew, aq kq ga ngerti bahasa e yach Shocked

Ingechi · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject:

tynara · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

Lha... tak pikir arek2 STTS kabeh... haruse lek inggris e berhubungan bek kompie lak ngerti ???

kupo · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:06 am Post subject:

Tampak e Gunawan ga ngerti Inggris e....

redbahemoth · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:02 am Post subject:

wakaka.. betuulll..

gun4on3 · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:57 am Post subject:

:sad:

:-(

ginilah nasib orang kerjaan hubungan dengan orang2 amrik, singapore, ausie, n malay tapi ga isa bahasa Inggris.
keren toh.

pepatah bijak hr ini adalah : SKILL tidak ada artinya dibanding HOKI Sombong

Ingechi · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject:

please deh...

Jangan cari excuse dong....

Btw, bukane haruse "Who needs luck if one have skill"

C12otot · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject:

yang betul adalah skill adalah hogi yang berulang.. wkakakakaka