Shinsengumi

Tempat Makan :grin:

gun4on3 — Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:31 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:31 pm

Abis makan di dunia steak...
penasaran tiap kali lewat sana kq selalu ramai...

ternyata harga steak emg muraaaaah banget....

but pelayan an e resek, org masih mau pesen yg lain udah di paksa suruh pesen minuman

dah gt decor resto e pake warna itam n merah, kesan e suram abis...
AC e ga dingin lg, sampe pake kipas angin, padahal ini resto blm ada 1 bulan....

Makanan e aq bilang lebih enak an Liana steak yg di royal...

di sini daging e terlalu tipis :sad:

yg aq bilang enak cuman spageti e doank, itu pun porsi e juga kecil banget....

makanan ga sampe 20k porsi standart, 30-35k an porsi jumbo n super jumbo....

td makan 5 macem cuman abis 108k....

[FULL HD] Open Season 2

gun4on3 — Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:50 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:50 pm

np bie?

Barusan makan apa? :ngiler:

gun4on3 — Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:50 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:50 pm

enak e...

bakso manyar pak djo ><

[MOVIE] AVATAR

gun4on3 — Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:38 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:38 pm

hoh?

yg bener km Tot...

masak ada subtittle e?

kl di sby 3D e ga ada subtitle e lho...

bahasa dewa e kl ga salah ada di wikipedia lho... dia kata e buat omongan itu ga ngawur gt...

mangakane budget e sampe US500 juta

[Web Game]Popomundo

gun4on3 — Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:36 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:36 pm

ups...
br sadar pernah post yg mati =p

Guys, How are you Today?

gun4on3 — Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:35 pm

Author: gun4on3

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:35 pm

panas tp ujan bleh di sini

hr ini ga ada speaker lg dah, speaker ku di ambil boss ke ruang sebelah T___T

[MOVIE] TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (MOON)

hebe — Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:14 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:14 am

ga ta oleh i, liak miyabi wae...

[ENG] Kenny

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:02 pm

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:02 pm

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."

The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

[ENG] Deaf Sex

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:28 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:28 am

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.

[ENG] Surrogate Father

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:20 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:20 am

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted

[ENG] The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:13 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:13 am

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's you're best friend.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

[ENG] Johny...

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:09 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:09 am

1) Math Class
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot
one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher.
"But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were
three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone,
the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which
one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger.
But I like the way you are thinking..

2) Red and Shiny The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their
minds, asked the class the following question, " What is bright red
and shiny?"
Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!???"
"No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think.. Anyone
else?"
Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy
except Johnny of course..
Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to
which she nodded OK.
" What is long,hard, rounded and has hair at one end? "
"JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE..."
Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you
think"..

3)Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each
other.
"Dad, what're the dogs doing?" asks Johnny.
"Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has concentrated."
"Okay, I've understood."
"What've you understood!?" asks the father sarcastically.
"Never relax in your life, dad, or you'll get f**ked like a dog!"

[ENG] Janice

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:06 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:06 am

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, �Tell me Janice, who created the universe?� When Janice didn�t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

�God Almighty!� shouted Janice and the teacher said, �Very good� and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, �Who is our Lord and Saviour.� But, Janice didn�t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

�Jesus Christ!� shouted Janice and the teacher said, �Very good,� and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. �What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?� and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, �If you stick me with that thing one more time, I�ll break it in half and stick it up your a*s!�

� the teacher fainted!

[ENG] Technique!!!

hebe — Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:33 am

Author: hebe

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:33 am

Back in the olden days when Samurai were important, there was a powerful
Japanese Emperor who needed a new Chief Samurai. So he sent out a declaration,
throughout the entire known world of that time, that he was searching for a
Chief Samurai. A year passed, but only three people applied for the very
demanding position: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai.

The Emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should
be the Chief Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a
bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped in two pieces,
obviously dead on the ground.

The Emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"

The Emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox,
and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, Whoosh! and the fly dropped dead on the ground in
four small pieces.

The Emperor exclaimed: "That is VERY impressive!"

Now the Emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai and asked him to come in and
demonstrate why he should be the Chief Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a
matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was
still alive and flying around.

The Emperor, obviously disappointed, said: "Very ambitious! But why is that gnat
not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said: "Circumcision is not meant to kill."